oh, well

'oh, well' is an interjection that means 'i could not care less.'

i spent my girlfriend's birthday money at the strip club. oh, well. she's maxed out my texaco card!

by John December 7, 2003

Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.

Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010

wellesley

1) A town in suburban Boston that is supposedly one of the richest in the country. On any given day walking down Central Street you'll come across 50 newly-wed 20-30 something blonde housewives with a stroller or a kid in her arms, doing the daily round in Talbots after parking her BWM in a sea of other BMWs while her husband is out working in Boston as a portfolio manager in some investment management firm.

2) An all-women's college in the aforementioned town that is populated by many talented and friendly people but under the guidance of a staff adamant about the benefits of a single-sex education. The least "lesbianized" college out the Seven Sisters (Smith, Bryn Mawr, etc.) Well-known for its fuck truck and for providing a constant source of wives for the preppy men in Harvard and the nerdy men in MIT since its inception. Not to be confused with Wesleyan.

1) You can't get any liquor in Wellesley except in like 3 restaurants.

2) MIT Frat Guy: Sorry this party is for 21 and over only.
Wellesley Girl: I'm from Wellesley.
MIT Frat Guy: Common in.

by blue zephyr February 15, 2005

Well played, sir

A fancier alternative to 'owned' or 'pwned'.

Can also be used as a compliment for a particularly good comment or as an admit to defeat after being owned.

Tom: Goddammit, why is my drain clogged again?

Bob: Because I came in it.

Tom: ...well played, sir.

by Scarletter May 31, 2010

walleye

a fish related to the perch, freshwater and is very tasty

pass me that walleye; damn thats a good eating fish

by cid July 9, 2004

pink, velvet sausage wallet

A poon, a vagina, meat curtains, etc.

So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!

by Avery December 23, 2003

oh well

Not caring about something.

Susie:Your house is on fire!
Bob:Oh well

by TheWiggidy April 19, 2004