Walmart Weed

Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.

C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?

by mcmillerg January 27, 2019

Walmart Photographer

A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.

Karen: DM me for photography rates!

A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?

Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)

A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"

by CSM_Hooah June 3, 2019

Walmart boy

A boy that eats a girl out in the middle of Walmart

Boy: they call me Walmart boy

Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart

Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?

by Tay1117 November 7, 2019

Walmart music

Walmart music

Walmart music - When you go to Walmart at 3 am after drinking a 24 pack of beer and eating an 8/th of mushrooms

by Nicknameofanalias February 20, 2020

Walmart Haircut

It's when you twist the girls pubes into a ponytail and then proceed to bite down on said ponytail and yank it out then kiss it back into her mouth

Yooo! man shit got freaky last night, I ended up giving her a Walmart Haircut during foreplay

by Jake paul-sama May 9, 2020

walmart corpse

the ugliest mf to ever exist

“hey walmart corpse?”

“what”
“ur ugly lol”

by snortingglitter March 11, 2021

walmart.rengoku

the coolest mutual you might ever have, they might not talk to you a lot but they will most definitely respond if you reach out!

holy shit did you see that walmart.rengoku posted a new tiktok!?

by want_handpicspls June 23, 2021