Early Bird Gets The Worm

In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.

In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.

by Happy Wolf January 17, 2007

use your words

When spoken to children, this phrase communicates a gentle reminder to speak clearly and enunciate. When spoken to adults, this phrase communicates both insult and an urgent desire to be kicked or punched squarely in the nose without any hesitation.

For this reason, careful consideration should always be made about the approximate age of the person speaking, not only out of respect but in avoidance of severe pain, injury, and bloodshed assuming none is wanted.

Please speak more clearly. I'm confident you can do this. Just use your words.

by Matt C Bettes June 7, 2009

weasel words

Language designed to have a built in an escape hatch, to make it look like you are being bound without actually being bound.

When you say "Solely for the purposes of confirmation of the Amended Plan, and for no other purpose, the Parties agree that they will not assert that the Springing Lien Trigger Date has occurred," you are using weasel words.

by Pseudonym1415 June 11, 2018

microsoft works

A tawdry software program, usually bundled free by lower-end computer manufacturers, in an effort to keep their PC hardware prices low. Microsoft Works has become a byword for format incompatibilities and system crashes.

"Tarquin, I am sorry you can't do the MS Word homework that your teacher set you for school, but daddy went for the cheap option, hence you will have make do with this godawful Microsoft Works program. I am so sorry."

by Jason the monkey November 7, 2007

Words With Friends

The best 'app' available on smart phones - a free knock-off of Scrabble. An avenue to demonstrate one's mastery of English diction and spatial relation prowess. Can be abbreviated with "WWF".

Zach - "Wow Darbi, I thought you said you were awesome at Words With Friends. What happened?"

Darbi - "I am, Zach. I was distracted by the infamous adorableness of Puff."

Zach - "Quite understandable, just step up your WWF game."

by Z-Huds March 14, 2011

weasel words

deceptive words, misleading speech or literature.

I will not be tricked by weasel words this time.

by Light Joker December 11, 2006

five related words

Some dumb bullshit the Urban Dictionary developers thought up to try boosting their tags system. Even though the tags system holds no relevance in the site, and some words have no 5 related words (like p), you still have to bullshit up 5 related words.

Right up there with "Location", which nobody in their right mind would ever honestly fill out.

Tags should be at least five related words, separated by commas.

by Falcon4 December 20, 2008