One day i went over too my friends house. I didn't know that his parents were out for 2 months(mines were out for 3 months with my older brother taking care of me) so i went in and his brother 13 years old comes and pins us down. He siad "i finally did it!" and he wedgied us on the tree branch in the forest in the backyard. Before he hung us he stiped us down too our underwear and kicked us in the balls. below us were 2 big tree branches. i knew if we fell, we would never have sex. I tried too get out but with the pain from my ass i couldn't do a thing. After a day his brother came back with a LOT of water. (Our underwear still didn't ripe) We were pissing ourselfs and craping sometimes too. My brother came with some school bullys and they toke us down too just kick us in the balls and started taking pics. They fed us water and food a lot. after a month of this we were bleeding the crazy and my friends underwear broke he fell and his balls hit the branch and he sat on the branch crying.after a minute i fell too.
by bitasy February 25, 2010
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An innocent children school prank, performed mostly for laughs. It's based on pulling the back of the underwear up so that it wedges between the buttocks.
As a freshman in high school I was invited to a party in an island with only males and no adults. All the other boys were upperclassmen and many of them even came from other schools to this party, so I thought it would be really cool. As soon as I arrived, they stripped me of my clothes except underwear and tied my hands and arms on my back with duct tape, then they gave me an atomic wedgie and hanged me from a tree by my thighty whities and then they started kicking my balls and hitting them with baseball bats and sledge hammers. I cried all the time and they took pictures of me and also recorded it with a camera and broadcasted it live through the internet with a webcam while they wanked and came all over me. This lasted many hours and I passed away several times because of the extreme pain, but they kept waking me up by injecting me adrenaline. They left me hanging there for one week giving me water and feeding me with their cum, so I was forced to pee and crap on myself all this time. Finally they left the island and three days later I was found by a fisherman when I was almost dead. I never told my parents about it.
by MastermindX July 19, 2009
Get the Wedgie mug.I admit it. i used to LOVEEEE wedgies. i am a guy, so alot of people think i am weird. well, i go to a private school, where you can only go home on the weekends. some thing my parents came up with. so of course, wiht every school, there is the school bully. And this guy HATES me. He has beaten me up many time and always gives me swirlies in his own poop. and no one ever finds out. he told me no one would miss me if i was gone for a weekend, and he threatened to hit me with a hammer if i didnt call my parents and give permision to stay at the school for "extra study time." the bully stayed to. so it is friday night and i got real scared the bully would beat me up. i was on my bed reading, and he came in smiling. he locked the door. in his hand was duck tape and rope from the craft room. he nocked my book from my hand and taped my hands and feet. he then tied me to the bed, like a leash. he new i like wedgie so he said "you are gonna love this you fag" and he grabbed the back of my wighty tighties and pulled so hard it brought tears to my eyes. he bullyed me all night long. he forced me to smell his feet and butt crack. he gave me tons of swirlys. he said grande finale time. he gagged me with his own underwear (dirty) and stripped me to mine. he then carried me to the basement bathroom. he said no one would find me. he wedgied me so my crack began to bleed. he hung the undies with me in them on a thin wall, so the wall was in my bleeding crack to. he wrapped my body in tape and fed me gallons of water, making me pee and pee and pee. i couldnt stop. this happened three days, all weekend in that wedgie. the janitor found me on monday and screamed at me because he had to clean up the pee soaked floor. the bully still does things to me. nobody cares.
by wedgiedalot June 16, 2009
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by Briefboy November 3, 2008
Get the Cosmic Wedgie mug.Weegie - A slighty derogatory term applied to people from Glasgow by the occupants of the other, more insignificant area's of Scotland. Apply tired, dated, stereotypes abouts slums to the general indifference to Glaswegians themselves who feel superior in the knowledge that anything decent/interesting culturally evolves from Glasgow and the Greater Glasgow district. Often around ten years in front of the rest of Scotand in this respect. Music, humour, restaurants superior to any of the other smaller cities; people are also friendlier and blessed with a personality, distinguishing them further from other Scots. Problems quite divided in terms of Religion, Protestant bigotry. Also Class: middle class and conforming youths Vs working class or any one who hasn't adopted the bizarre new 'posh' accent.
Glasgow - Franz Ferdinand, Fratelli's Edinburgh - Proclaimers, BC Rollers
Glasgow - Billy Connelly. Edinburgh - ??? Ronnie Corbett? nuff said.
Teutcher: Ken, Ya weegie soap dodger eh?
Glaswegian: Away ye go out ma face Hamish and come into the 21t century if you could ya sheepshaggin' loser.
Glasgow - Billy Connelly. Edinburgh - ??? Ronnie Corbett? nuff said.
Teutcher: Ken, Ya weegie soap dodger eh?
Glaswegian: Away ye go out ma face Hamish and come into the 21t century if you could ya sheepshaggin' loser.
by Mystic McLeanzo July 16, 2007
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