Vitamin Water Prostitute

A Vitamin Water Prostitute is a whore who will not accept money, but only vitamin water.

Man 1: Dude, last night I scored with a Vitamin Water Prostitute!
Man 2: Dude! What flavor did you pay her?
Man 1: Green Tea!

by JessiccaZombies August 18, 2007

Vitamin M

Although literally it is Folic Acid, Vitamin M refers to Marijuana. See also: Vitamin THC

"Dude, I've had no appetite lately."
"You must be low on Vitamin M."

by WTFDavidBlaine April 13, 2009

Vitamin I

A subtle word (often used as a code word) to describe one or more attractive persons in a place, surrounding, or area.

*At a party* (person 1): "is there any 'vitamin I' around here?"
(person 2): "Only one source of vitamin I. He's standing by the door... Blonde hair, blue eyes, Irish..."

by Kris-Jen October 10, 2011

Vital Signs

adj. See gay

Your such a Vital Sign!

by Kingpin March 19, 2003

Vitamin P

Pussy
Sex
Fucking
Oral Sex

"You're sick, you need to take Vitamin C. "
"No, I need Vitamin P. That will make me feel better."

by PrinzsDi May 16, 2016

The three vital m's

The three Vital M's are Three main Basic things every one does when there on a computer, laptop , or PDA. Theese Three vitals Are

1) Msn
2)Munchies
3)Music

They can be in any order

Person 1 : Hey Wuu2?
Person 2 : Just the Three vital M's

by Shikagray April 5, 2010

ViTaMiN E

an unlethal dose of weakness

u cant lift that penny cuz u took vitamin e

by ur mom November 6, 2003