when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!
Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.
Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.
"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."
"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"
"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"
by very very wrong August 30, 2009
The act of befriending or gaining trust to maliciously cause harm or hurt, through betrayal or lying.
by darby carrgym November 19, 2009
by trapvansquad January 27, 2016
during sex, the man puts two fingers in the womans vagina and a whole hand in her ass which is why its refered to as the mini van : two in the front and five in the rear.
by nosrac101 July 10, 2011
by The Cool Bomber October 04, 2018
When the man drove by in his chimo van, he solicited us with puppies and candy with the hope for us to get in the back for a ride.
by Ivanna Humbaflot July 03, 2006
A nerdy blond kid who has a giant house and is a mad bender in hockey. When a party is thrown at his house it's called project V.
by Tell me why do you care? January 07, 2013