Urban Dictionary

The place where dumb asses go to waste away at their lives instead of doing something useful.

Jack: Man have you gone onto Urban Dictionary?
Jill: No Jack, only dumb asses go onto Urban Dictionary

by suck my d*** November 24, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The best and most reliable dictionary in the world. It gives you the most accurate definnitions you could ask for.

You should goto the urban dictionary to find that out.

by A_Manwithhiv February 17, 2020

Urban Dictionary

An internet hellhole in which you can read definitions of words written by the community, or write your own.

Please don't look that up on Urban Dictionary...

by rank:s+ July 8, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!

Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website!

Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!

*searches audacity*

Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS

by iidonutiee February 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The site you are on right now you idiot

pretty ironic to search up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

by unknowns w23Urban Dictionary May 13, 2018

Urban Dictionary

a place where people like me go to get a good laugh because we have nothing better to do with our miserable lives

Dude, wanna go look up random words in the Urban Dictionary?

by he who saves the world January 21, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A teacher's worst nightmare...

Or....A dictionary in which others compute their definitions of a word.

Definition 1
Teacher: Okay class, how did you guys find your definitions?

Most of the students: Urban Dictionary...
Teacher: Oh dear...where did I go wrong..

Definition 2
Gorge: Hey Bill, got any suggestions of where I can write my own definitions?
Bill: Urban Dictionary...Defiantly.

by Hardly_knew it May 18, 2018