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Tractor pull

When 2 men tie the tips of their dicks to each others. Then try to pull the other across a predetermined distance. The winner usually gets awarded a wet handy from the looser.
Tom just lost the tractor pull. I bet Aaron is going to love the handy from Tom.
by Salad tosser 1.0 November 5, 2020
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Traitard

A contraction of 'Traitor' and 'Retard', it encapsulates those who are stupid enough to doxx themselves while committing incredible crimes against their country.
Did you see all those Traitards at the Capitol on Wednesday?
by Deimosian January 12, 2021
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Tractoring on

When a hard-working person continues to work as usual, despite a significant obstacle or very difficult circumstances.
e.g. Despite her illness and the terrible weather, Sarah kept on tractoring on at work.
by demhorses February 21, 2021
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Tractoring on

When a hard-working person continues to work as usual, despite a significant obstacle or very difficult circumstances.
e.g. Despite her illness and the terrible weather, Sarah kept on tractoring on at work.
by demhorses February 21, 2021
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Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.
Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.
by After Dark February 21, 2021
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Tritorgasosum

Something that is very humongous
my titties are Tritorgasosum

Pronounced : tri -thor- gas-so -sum
by Tritorgasosum April 3, 2021
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by hbihgfdsasdfghjk July 6, 2021
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