Pouya Trade

A shitty fantasy trade that no one would ever accept, usually submitted by Pouya.

Nigga offered me Trey McBride for Jamar Chase wtf. That’s such a Pouya Trade.

by SheckWes123 September 12, 2024

Dennis of all trades

Analogous to “Jack of all trades” but a tribute to the legend himself Dennis Waterman. The only actor with enough talent to star in it, write the theme tune and sing the theme tune.

They can do it all, they’re quite the “Dennis of all trades”.

by Gerry Standing November 3, 2020

dl trade

a man who is publicly straight, but is privately gay/bi. usually because they can't/don't want to come out due to fear.

i banged that dl trade fwb. he was dangerously tight.

by limelipslover August 12, 2025

Trade

When you send nudes to someone and they send them back.

A: Hey baby, wanna trade?

B: Sure, you first.

by Vtria October 26, 2020

Traded for cat claws

When you find an item for cheaper at another store

Bruh did you see the price of that lawnmower at the home depot? I almost traded for cat claws

by sonic the hebber hobber April 12, 2022

Traded

In a relationship where both people have already said I love you to each other

Keith: Yo bro Kawhi and Rosie gotta break up before Carmine starts something.

Cassius: it’s too late for them to break up, they’ve already traded bro.

by AppleButterz September 13, 2017

trading spaghetti

Die hard Deadheads would trade just about anything for drugs, tapes, tickets, beads and food. Among those anecdotes is a story of a young hippy couple who were trading packaged spaghetti for anything edible like cheeze sandwiches and acid-laced Kool-Aid. Seems their propane stove in the VW bus was out of fuel (they forgot to fill it prior to the festival) and they couldn't cook any fresh hot pasta that they had spent their last $5 on and planned on trading, so they tried in vain to trade the boxes of uncooked pasta for anything that a follower would want! The pics and story made the OC Register back in the early Eighties. The girl was quoted as saying something like, "Well, you can take it home and cook it later, man, and you will be blessed that you made a miracle happen for us."

That hippy over there is trading spaghetti for acid-laced Kool-Aid.

by jeffkopeck May 15, 2017