Torpedo

A term used to describe the male genitalia while its erect.

I woke up with the mean Torpedo this morning. I was ready to launch that

by ELOHmoneySTACKz May 22, 2011

needle taped to the hip

the sort of penis a prickish asshole might have

Suck your dick?!? I hope you're not talkin bout that needle taped to your hip...

by Innasense February 14, 2005

five toed sloth

Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.

"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."

by Legbah February 4, 2008

five toed sloth

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.

"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"

by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009

have you taped

to have a deep understanding or knowledge of a person

Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.

by irish pirate69 January 11, 2013

Grandpa's torpedo

An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.

I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

towed away

Informal, Impolite, or slang
said when some one is not welcomed
and yo don't want him to be there

1-Drop the luggage and towed away.
2-towed away before I kick your ass.
3-The cops are coming, you'd better towed away.

by hadeda June 11, 2006