Locker room toss

A game played in a sports locker room in which one male stands directly straight from another naked male who is erected. that male holds a towel and plans to throw the towel on the erected penis. the object of the game is to throw the towel on the erected penis and get it to not hit the ground and balance on the erected penis. the male who gets the towel balanced from the farthest distance away wins.

Johny and Nick were bored one day after football practice Nick asked Johny to play locker room toss. Unfortunately Johny said no.

by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006

CARPET TOOTSIE

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.

Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!

by babates February 9, 2006

toss your salad

originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.

Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.

If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2009

toss the salad

to lick a butthole. Usually done to newcomers in jail.

In jail they make the newcomers toss the salad

by LilJOnwhattt: August 24, 2005

toss up

short for 'toss up a coin'

Friend1:
is it wrong that I have a date tonight but I wanna play tekken instead?

Friend2:
no, no its not wrong
two things men want to do in life is be strong and have sex
when the two conflict, its a toss up

by WoolongMagal March 25, 2013

having a toss

having a toss means having a or masturbating

i was having a toss the other night

by jaza69 December 17, 2008

toolsack

a person who tries too hard to fit in, poses, is easily and obliviously used and is in general just a stupid fuck. so much to the point that this person isn't just a tool, they're equivalent to an entire sack of tool. therefore, they're a toolsack.

Phil "Dude, you ever notice Ike is always trying to one-up me when we talk about wake boarding?"

Joe "Yeah, because he's a massive toolsack!"

by Amfeezy October 10, 2006