tilbury towners

People who live in tilbury and look like tramps

These tilbury towners are moist

by Talibad June 30, 2017

Eli Tonder

Probably the best boyfriend to ever exist, really.

He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.

I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3

Eli Tonder: *Insert every synonym of perfect*

by PineappleFlex August 7, 2022

tanner

sleeping whenever you think about the person; one who is constantly asleep.

sam: dude the bitch fell asleep on me last night.

freddy: she was pulling a tanner?

sam: ya

freddy: no girls would pull a tanner at deja vu.

by xx123x43x November 3, 2008

tanner and kayleigh

the greatest couple in the history of the world. (:

they're so cute together, and they are meant to be in love. <3

Hey, did you see Tanner and Kayleigh?

Yeah, they're so adorable!

by fem93ca March 28, 2009

Tanner

Australian colloquialism referring to a person who punches or maims small children and/or foetuses (whilst still in the womb)

Origin: Australian case of E. Tanner, the woman who 'murdered' her friend's unborn foetus by repeatedly punching her in the womb. Authority for the Australian law that you cannot kill an unborn child, opening the floodgates for a string of cases of child-loathing women 'self aborting' their babies/babies of their acquaintances.

Hey, could your sister babysit for me tonight?

No, she's a tanner- she would probably damage your offspring.

by vandalizedovary September 11, 2009

honker tonker

a girls behind. this part is used to seduce a man.

damn that honker tonker is turning me on!

by honky123456789 October 16, 2008

tanner

Tanner is a boy who thinks he's all that, but in reality he's insecure and rude. He'll play with girls to make himself feel better but they always ditch him. Any girl who dates him should watch out, if the relationship ever seems too perfect, he's cheating, dont trust him, date anyone else, he's a egotistical bitch with no dick.he is a asshole.

Britney: Omg im dating tanner now!
Tiffany: girl what even, ditch his ass hes a jerk.

by shade thrower 69 January 22, 2017