We're off to see the toilet

A take on the brief jingle, "We're off to see the wizard" from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz".
Sung when you're on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a shit, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)

♪ We're off to see the toilet, ♪
♪ The wonderful toliet bowl! ♪

Note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pronounced, "toa LYE'it" in order for it to have three syllables.

by Telephony May 22, 2016

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

cartridge tilting

When you pull up on a N64 cartridge while playing without pulling it too much is cartridge tilting. Many things can happen. Note: It can be done by an emulator by loading a game you wont tilt, then load a game you do want to tilt. Same shit will happen. Sometimes, it will crash.
For example:

The sound will become staticy.

Glitch-like things will happen.

When cartridge tilting Goldeneye, the characters will turn into turning human balls (well not exactly).

When you cartridge tilt Yoshi Story in the beginning, the letters will change weirdly, and their eyes sometimes look like they're hypnotized.

by themuffinking December 31, 2008

Full Toilet

Also known as a "Cleveland Steamer", it is when one person defacates onto another's body and is considered a sexual pleasure by those participating. This is a strange fetish.

The man was begging for the whore to give him a full toilet. He loves being crapped on.

by just plain me July 7, 2006

Pittsburg Toilet

Historically Pittsburg was a industrial town, so they had toilets and a shower in the bathroom so that people could go wash off after a hard day mining coal or whatever. The result is that old crappy houses that college students rent will have a random unconnected ancient toilet in their basement. The probem is that these god damn toilets aren't connected but random idiots will use them anyways.

oh shit, the drunk freshmen took a shit in the pittsburg toilet, better get a bucket.

The pittsburg toilet has historic poo in it.

by cherry poppin stevo May 22, 2010

toilet brush

An impliment for removing skid marks from the toilet bowl. Manufacturers tend to stick to the retarded notion that it should be white.

Bill: I used the toilet brush the other day because I know you hate a messy bowl.
Anne: I know. I had to use your toothbrush to get the dried shit off the white bristles.

by Joshua James October 18, 2006

Toilet

an incredibly difficult target to make when your drunk

i was so hammered last night, i completly missed the toilet

by Magashi April 23, 2009