Teacher Burn

Simply the act of getting burned by a teacher in front of the whole class thus resulting in the class saying "Teacher Burn!"

Teacher: "Today we will be learning More On Lenses, or as I like to call the Christian Lenses" (More + On = Moron, Moron = Christian)

Class: "TEACHER BURN!"

by Nick Rinke April 1, 2009

Teacher

A power hungry pervert who likes to be around children but also likes to be dominant. Usually was picked on as a child.

Your friend would make a good Teacher

by Kromyan October 9, 2009

English teacher science

(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.

A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.

English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.

by Roseanne Kerby March 24, 2004

Math Teacher

Sexual position when you are doing a woman from behind and you yell out math problems like "What is the square root of 4, bitch?" and "what is 5+5, bitch?" You fuck her harder and harder to try to get her to get these simple problems wrong.

My girlfriend and I tried the tony danza and the math teacher last night.

by MIF's baby March 1, 2007

math teachers

seemingly lame and pathetic balding teachers who probably use that disguise to hide their real identity as a paeodphile and sex predator. they should be avoided at all times. especially when they grin

math teachers. that's right.

by trians December 28, 2008

Teach For America

A sexual act involving an older woman (henceforth "teacher") and several younger lovers from an impoverished, inner-city community (henceforth "students"). The teacher wears nothing but the U.S. flag draped around her old, wrinkly body. The students wear Catholic school uniforms that expose their private parts and each has an apple in his or her mouth, not dissimilar to a roast pig. The students line up on their hands and knees with their assholes towards the teacher. The teacher inserts pieces of chalk into each student's asshole one-by-one until she can no longer fit any more in. At that point, the teacher uses a yardstick to smack the chalk farther into the anal cavity. During this process, the student must recite the pledge of allegiance.

Me and the boys are going to get together with my girl tonight and have her Teach for America.

by Miss Macintosh December 10, 2008

teach your grandfather to fuck

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.

He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2010