Shit Towels

A bag of soiled and used towels stored at the front entrance of buildings.

Yo man, why you have to elbow drop me on the shit towels, now i gotta clean my ass up!

by The Lift March 8, 2009

Show Towels

Towels hung at certain times of the year in the bathroom by the wife, mother, or female of the house to confuse the hell out of the Husband, son, or males in the house. These towels are meant for show only and are not to be used at all by anyone living in the home or guests that may come over. If they are used, the wife, mother, or females of the house will flip out on the husband, son, or male of the house that used the towel.

Female: "Ok who just used the Christmas towels in the bathroom?

Male: "I did. Why?"

Female: "NO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE TOWELS ! USE YOUR HEAD! USE THE OTHER TOWELS YOU MORON!

Male: *Gives a very confused look and asks*

What the hell? Why not?

All females in the house respond: BECAUSE THEY ARE "SHOW TOWELS" YOU IDIOT!

by nextrockstar88 December 18, 2009

Assassination tower

Assassination tower is where 10 year old boys who jerk of to halo women. Most AT players take this halo custome game to a hole new level of try hard btw the hosts of AT are assholes btw they have halo couples and give long ass blow jobs to there masters

U wanna give me a virtual blow job in assassination tower babe.

by GAULSKULL August 30, 2016

Sex Towel

A large towel laid on top of bed sheets, designed for the sole purpose of having sex on, reducing the chance of soiling the bed sheets with bodily secretions.

Girl: Wait! Not yet. Let's get the sex towel.

by BullygirlO April 26, 2020

monkey towel

A towel one uses to ejaculate on when masturbating. Usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body.

I was so horny last night because I was watching "Supernanny". Good thing I had my monkey towel near by!

by BeEmDe January 25, 2007

TP Town

Its a town in East Islip where an unknown man known as TP runs around trying to save the universe. He climes trees and Jumps over tables. On fridays you can find him learking in the corners looking for "Jail Bait" as he likes to call them. He tries to save the world but he always fails at it. You can find him working at the mall at Game Stop. This is a place where he feels at home and can BS with Johnny Hepititis about not getting girls and playing video games. He is a very nice guy but has a very sick and twisted mind. He is one step away from becoming a full blown AA meeting Drunk. If hes not working at Game Stop he is probably somewhere drinking, wanting to drink, thinking about drinking, or actually stealing beers to drink. You can also find him at some kind of Fast Food stops fattening up his belly. He once ran for President but failed because he took the law into his own hands, refused to kiss a black baby, and called Hilary a Hooker. He is also known as T-Pain

I was in TP Town last night and my ass is killing me.

by Briian May 1, 2008

go to town

generic phrase indicating action(s) performed in a hardcore manner

"Boy howdy, Tom Cruise is just goin' to town on those ninja assassins."

"That kid can really go to town on a dance floor."

"He kissed her a few times, then they really went to town."

by Jon Turner December 28, 2005