Ghetto Pony

One that is like a wigger but even more so ghetto as to completly resemble a black man when he walks into a room.
Jason is such a ghetto pony with all that bling and that fuckin clown suit
by adam October 07, 2004
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stick pony

The act of masturbating with one hand while the thumb from the other hand is inserted in the anus.
Justin couldn't find any toot, so he hung around the house and rode the stick pony.
by cruiser February 21, 2005
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Sparkle pony

A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.
Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"

Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."
by Maverick1849 May 31, 2011
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pony gowder

pony gowder is when ur eating something so good you feel like a golden horse statue at the gates of heaven
fuck me man these prawn crackers are pony gowder
by fannyfucka69 May 30, 2021
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Tripodic Pony

Noun.

A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.

Adj.

A male with a large penis.

Big enough to be a “third leg”.
Yoooooo that pony only had 3 legs. That shits a Tripodic Pony.
by Mcgoober March 14, 2018
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grease pony

A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.
Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!

Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony
by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022
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pony dunked

When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys
Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad
by Swissenchalada December 01, 2016
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