serious goose

A person who is way too serious to be a silly goose, and is the striking opposite of a silly goose. Usually said when you want someone to take you serious.

Sarah:I forgot to take my meds today.
Me:girl ur so funny, u know u have no conception of reality without those.
Sarah: no I’m a serious goose right now, are you real?

by Keepinganeyeoutforselener April 11, 2023

Noose The Goose

A subtle reference to a abortion

Sally are you going to Noose The Goose

by Huuuyot November 7, 2016

goose mafia

The goose mafia are the sonabitch geese that shit up your favorite park or even if your so unfortunate to live near a water that has some of these dastardly bastards and shit up your lawn!! Or in the scenario where you go to favorite park and you feel as your being stalked by the rapcallions and you can’t but go home worried and paranoid of the “Goose Mafia”.

Those geese you see over there I really nervous of the way they keep looking at me like that, I think there Goose Mafia”

by Mr.Morrill July 22, 2022

goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.

Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?

by Spartae July 27, 2013

bare goose

Noun- A freshly shaved pubic area.

-"what took you so long to get out of the shower?"
-"I was getting a bare goose;)"

by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016

Front goose

A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.

Dude, last night after the party Emma and I did front goose for like 2 hours.

by Gooseman McGee September 9, 2023

Goose stunner

The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you

Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast

The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour

by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022