Count Faggalot

A pussy ass nigga so weak he's the Count of Faggotry.

1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.

Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Lemony Fuckit January 9, 2017

Ain't no count

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.

"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."

by Wildn May 20, 2022

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.

by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022

Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 9, 2012

Body count therapy.

Is when you sleep with more people that you can remember to get over a break up.

Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?

Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.

by Vainarrara809 March 28, 2024

Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.

Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks April 25, 2024

Glance Count

The act of looking at a group of objects whose combined number is so low (ex. 3) that you can count them just by glancing.

Dude, why would you say 7? You can totally glance count and see that it's 2.

by emogurl721 August 4, 2011