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Royal Fail

When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
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royal clown

A leader who has a child-like temperament and intellect.
by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018
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royal d

another term for royalty, especially if royal is your government name.

royal d can also be used to refer to a pimp or a player, especially one who lives up in the dirty south (i.e. royal dirty), or one who hustles real estate in a depressed economy (i.e. royal depression).
royal d keeps it treal in the south.
royal d hustles the block - the housing block.
by yt cracker December 16, 2008
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Rajasthan Royals

The Rajasthan Royals (often abbreviated as RR) are a franchise cricket team based in Jaipur, Rajasthan, that plays in the Indian Premier League (IPL). Founded in 2008 as one of the initial eight IPL franchises, the team is based at the Sawai Mansingh Stadium in Jaipur. The team won the inaugural edition of the IPL under the captaincy of Shane Warne, despite being written off as a title contender by the media and fans.
by RRFan November 23, 2021
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The Royal Canadian

Oral sex with a Canadian which includes the pouring of maple syrup over the genitals.
I was giving her The Royal Canadian as she sang the national anthem.
by Maple Leaf Princess December 5, 2018
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Royal Peasentry

A person who is such a peasant it's Royal
Oh I'm sorry you Royal Peasentry
by Exposed51 August 13, 2019
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royal finger

To give someone the highest, most powerful of "flipping off" fingers
He sassed me so i gave him the royal finger
by colmcor May 16, 2016
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