When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
Get the Royal Failmug. A 9-month long sexual "game" where multiple men either take turns cumming deep inside unprotected pussy, or collectively filling a bowl to be funneled into said unprotected pussy.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.
My oshi convinced me that a child of a cum royale would truly be lucky.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.
by DerSkrunk March 21, 2023
Get the Cum Royalemug. by PloCool December 26, 2021
Get the the royal sipmug. “Those Royal Undead guys are not to be fucked with”
“I know they’re fucking savages”
“They must be the hardest group of people in Oakhurst California”
“I know they’re fucking savages”
“They must be the hardest group of people in Oakhurst California”
by R.U.C.A._$inister April 21, 2019
Get the Royal Undeadmug. The act of eating your partners ass while simultaneously pushing her head into a toilet and flushing it
by JamNJme May 13, 2018
Get the royal rimjobmug. Royal Russell school is a school full of boys who
think they're fine and girls who think they're the
baddest (g) it's acc embarrassing. The girls are
snakes and will fuck u over for any boy, even
when they look like a sewage rat. The girls like to
give ugly boys head in the woods, especially
behind the back of the sports hall go
think they're fine and girls who think they're the
baddest (g) it's acc embarrassing. The girls are
snakes and will fuck u over for any boy, even
when they look like a sewage rat. The girls like to
give ugly boys head in the woods, especially
behind the back of the sports hall go
by Bigdickdaddy16637373 October 11, 2021
Get the Royal Russellmug. by Siegisfeening February 12, 2022
Get the Buttrookie Royalemug.