Testicularly Recessive

When it's so cold outside your balls suck up into your body.

"Ball freezingly cold"

"Dude... It's testicularly recessive outside."

by Gary O. December 27, 2007

Testicle Tartare

the essence of man

I said to my girlfriend, would you like some testicle tartare on your titties

by Butt Piser June 12, 2009

texticals

A set of text messages with no purpose other than to amuse or create new texts.

I got a mad set of texticals from my buddy!

by GusJoe February 5, 2010

texticals

The faux testicals of someone who acts tough over text messages, but is actually sweet as pie over the phone or in person. They say things they would NEVER say using their voice, but have no problem saying over text messages.

Via text
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Textical: "Dude you're a total bitch and you know that I could kick your ass any day of the week"
Guy: "Ooooh look at the texticals on you!"

Via phone
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Textical: "Dude, I really don't like the way you treated me the other day and I would appreciate it if you could stop"
Guy: "What happened to all that shit you were talking via text? Where are your texticals now?"

by Nexiusus June 3, 2010

testiculize

The process in which something becomes testicular, the act of changing from awesome to balls.

This night has gone to balls. One could feel it testiculize as we speak.

by SamuelHKelly December 21, 2010

testicular holocaust

Getting shot in the testicles.

That nigga felt testicular holocaust from that trap packing heat.

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

testicular cancer in the head

When a person has ideologies that are so fucking retarded that you lose braincells within being 5 feet of said person

"You have fucking got testicular cancer in the head you fucking retard." "Whoever the fuck gave birth to you is a dumbass cunt for not getting an abortion."

by Birdisnottheword October 2, 2021