tearjerker moment

when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off while you cry tears of joy

ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.

by taineekewbinpeenus December 11, 2014

Tear Gas Soccer

when the police chuck the tear gas and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and then the police shoot them.

Yo lets play some tear gas soccer

by literatureandthehumanexistenc June 8, 2020

queer tears

A sarcastic term for the identity crisis a straight-identified person has after hooking up with a queer person.

"Yeah she's hot, but I'm not going to hook up with her because I don't wanna deal with her queer tears after."

by assah April 18, 2009

Invisible Tears

Relates to both male and female, hiding their emotions, crying on the inside but smiling on the outside, those tears are invisible!

I stand in the rain and cry so that I have Invisible Tears!

by InvisibleTears May 19, 2018

Crying brown tears

When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.

Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.

by Bottweasel October 30, 2011

Devils tears

When you bust your nut In a girls mouth and prevent her from swallowing or breathing until your cum comes out of her eyes

My girlfriend cried the Devils tears last night

by Miguelit0 June 29, 2016

tears for juliet

the fucking greatest band in the history of the world

Tears for juliet is awesome. "caroline, let your eyes shine.....
do do do dododo do do do do.

by Winston Mckall March 11, 2008