Tongue Tanning 

Tongue Tanning, or “Tan Tongue” is the act of licking/and or tongue punching the asshole of someone male or female. It needs to be performed urgently after a fresh shit, as the goal is to coat and desecrate the tongue. letting the shit harden, giving the tongue a “Tan” look.. Laxatives may be necessary for better results and a “Tanner tongue”

Haley: Did you see how brown Brian’s tongue looked today?? What the hell is up with that?

Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..

Tongue Tanning by Strenuous Bowels July 31, 2018

Cat Taking off Glasses 

What you see right to the next definition.

Cat taking off glasses idfk how to use it in a sentence

Cat Taking off Glasses by georgeandsavvas9 May 29, 2022

weak shit-talking

A weak attempt at trying to portray coolness by being funny at another person's expense; typically attempted by trustafarians; often accompanied by the douche chills.

When a member of a fantasy football league insults another participant by saying in a pre-season email, "I am surprised
he even knows what football is," the rest of the league responds, "Now that's some weak shit-talking."

weak shit-talking by D-Chills July 9, 2009

Shit Talking 

When people (who either have no life, are jealous, or just completely pathetic) take part in the action of stating negative, rumored, or exaggerated stories about someone else in order to make themselves in turn feel better by making the other person look worse when in actuality the person being shit talked about is most likely a better person.

Ian said to Jacob "dude, Brit is applying to a historically black college so he can get a scholarship and start a future for himself by joining ROTC and becoming one of the brave men that defend our country, how f*cking lame" I.e. Ian is shit talking

Shit Talking by Cev15 January 8, 2016

e-talking 

1. Talking under influence of ecstacy, telling people things you don't want them to hear, or don't mean.

2. Emo(tional) talk, constantly talking about your emotions, whether anyone wants to hear it or not.

3. Electronic talk, nerdtalk, bragging about the latest additions to their computer/drooling over electronic stuff the want added to their own collection in public.

1. "When I said I was glad your mother finally died, it wasn't me, I was e-talking"

2. "Damn, I was on a date with this scenekid, lateron I noticed she was an emo. Flooding me with her pathetic e-talking!"

3. "Look at those nerds in front of the games, e-talking about the best processor available.

e-talking by GraingerIV February 18, 2009

Booty Talking Pants 

Sweat pants women wear with writing on them

Man-Hey check that ass over there with bitch on it .

Man2 -Yeah those are booty talking pants

Booty Talking Pants by troubledemon March 27, 2010

Trash Talking Circle 

Group of NFL fans on YouTube who brag and complain about their favorite teams when they win and lose. It's beginnings are thought to trace back to 2006. Known as "The TTC" for short

The Trash Talking Circle is for NFL fans on YouTube

Trash Talking Circle by NFL Fanatic February 18, 2010