It’s 6pm on a Saturday. Your mans is late to pick you up for the date that you are finally going on after a year and a half in the “talking” stage. You look out the window pondering life. You realize that he has arrived. As you are driving to the bar for your date Chad tells you that he thinks he may be interested in seeing Nicole after you two are done seeing one another. You’re mad…so mad. So you yell at the driver to pull it over. You get out of the car but you get back in. You and the driver get together then and there. You get married to the driver who is secretly Jeff Bezos.
Chad ends up in jail for laundering money. That is called flipping the table.
Chad ends up in jail for laundering money. That is called flipping the table.
by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 28, 2021
A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.
by Yu-Gi-Oh Cardi B January 02, 2022
by jynxuome April 15, 2021
The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.
Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!
by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019
When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross
by Originaldrizzle July 08, 2018
Having a table kink is when sexual intercourse occurs on ones table, enhancing the arousal even more due to the individuals desire to be fucked/fucking on a table
by slut4urmom May 30, 2022
by C_B6969 October 17, 2019