n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.
Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.
by Justice April 22, 2005
Get the turd herdmug. Youtube police - have you sacrificed your ad revenue to the lord turd boi420?
Youtube pleb - no but please have mercy i have a family
Youtube police - SHAME I SHAL SEND YOU OFF TO GET EATEN BY THE MONSTER THEY NAME COPPA
Youtube pleb - no but please have mercy i have a family
Youtube police - SHAME I SHAL SEND YOU OFF TO GET EATEN BY THE MONSTER THEY NAME COPPA
by Accept or I romance you mother April 28, 2020
Get the turd boi420mug. When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.
Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.
However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.
Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.
However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.
by SMC July 21, 2004
Get the Birth Turdmug. Turd Reich (terd raik) NOUN.
1. A play on the words, "Third Reich."
2. The long, brutal, fraudulent reign of U.S. President George Walker Bush.
3. The tenure of George Bush's “brain,” Karl Rove, (nickname, “turd blossom”), as Bush's chief adviser.
4. G.W. Bush is the third (get it, third/turd?) U.S. leader named “George.” (George Washington and G.H.W. Bush were the first two. See also, “Third Reich.”
1. A play on the words, "Third Reich."
2. The long, brutal, fraudulent reign of U.S. President George Walker Bush.
3. The tenure of George Bush's “brain,” Karl Rove, (nickname, “turd blossom”), as Bush's chief adviser.
4. G.W. Bush is the third (get it, third/turd?) U.S. leader named “George.” (George Washington and G.H.W. Bush were the first two. See also, “Third Reich.”
Details of the Turd Reich's horrific torture practices came today in the so-called "Holy Grail" report from the CIA.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the Turd Reichmug. A poof way of referring to the arse or butthole. Normally filled with dung, but can also be filled with a French press of coffee at body temperature for the deep cleansing effect before anal sex, or just for the fun of it.
Howard is a real butthole surfer and likes to have his turd place filled with a venti cup of espresso. Yep, that's 20 individual espresso's.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 11, 2008
Get the Turd placemug. by skeaton May 25, 2004
Get the turd floatermug. This is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous shit that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. Upon flushing, the turd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. The turd resembles the titanic.
I had to take such a big shit that it hurt. But after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. It was definitely a titanic turd.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
Get the titanic turdmug.