(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018

Hym "PFFFTTT! Hahaha! That's-Heh... That IS actually pretty funny... That's a funny thought.... Or thoughts, I guess..."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.
Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
by modhek February 2, 2022

Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, the thought daughter is the counterpart to hay son.
She is depressed or strives to be. Pathologically introspective, thinks she's very deep, smart and sensitive. Also has an unhealthy obsession with everything. The thought daughter likes journaling and sports her pair of black doc martens most days. She loves listening to lorde, mitski and lana del rey and her favorite movies are lady bird and frances ha. She also has an unhealthy obsession with the bell jar and my year of rest and relaxation.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram
She is depressed or strives to be. Pathologically introspective, thinks she's very deep, smart and sensitive. Also has an unhealthy obsession with everything. The thought daughter likes journaling and sports her pair of black doc martens most days. She loves listening to lorde, mitski and lana del rey and her favorite movies are lady bird and frances ha. She also has an unhealthy obsession with the bell jar and my year of rest and relaxation.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram
I need a thought daughter to match my freak
"I have now read the bell jar three times, im such a thought daughter"
"get help"
"I have now read the bell jar three times, im such a thought daughter"
"get help"
by literally just a toast June 6, 2024

by maxxkawa February 20, 2023

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

usually gets mistaken for thot daughter
ex- thought daughter: i’m always stuck in my thoughts and they just eat me up alive.
👤: ohhh so you’re a thought daughter?
thought daughter: yeah basically
ex- thought daughter: i’m always stuck in my thoughts and they just eat me up alive.
👤: ohhh so you’re a thought daughter?
thought daughter: yeah basically
by mmvtys March 30, 2024
