Jared

A Nigerian husky dragon who has a small peen.

That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!

by Sfjjhddcvv6787gjk June 7, 2019

Jared

Huge cock.

Jared has a huge cock.

by Staxlamp May 12, 2018

jared white

A dumbass that fucks everything up. Lovable but dumber than rocks. Liar. Rapist. Broke.

I’m so glad I’m not Jared white

by DonaldBump May 3, 2020

Jared

A short male that stinks of b.o (body Oder) and has a nasty hair cut and can’t pull bothers so he preys on little girl

Jared: Bro I can suck my own dick

Person 2: wtf ur weird

by Donkeydickjr December 27, 2021

Jared

A boy who likes skateboarding alot and skate with his friends all day at the skatepark.

He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.

That Jared guy is always at the skatepark with his friends.

by Sammy69696969 October 19, 2019

Jared

An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!

That Jared kid is a real cunt.

Jared called me daddy issues because my dad is dead

by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017

Jared

Jared is a scary boy who gives no warning and is the perfect person to cry on. He is the worst driver in the history of ever and should never be trusted to operate a vehicle or heavy machines

Oh my god they’re such a bad driver they must be a Jared

by ABCD2222 March 30, 2020