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gooch sauce

Gooch sauce is the liquid between a man's ballsack and butthole aka the perineum. Some may say it has a strong musky smell to it while others may find it alluring. During sexual encounters, one may lick another's gooch to taste the sauce all the while creating unerving body spasm that releases a sexual euphoric squeal that can't be contained
John had his gooch sauce lapped up by his dog during a weird sexual experiment in his teenage years. He regrets the experience but not the sensation.
by altoid51 August 16, 2017
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Gooch Sauna

When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.
Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.

This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.

Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
by Dick Onchin January 26, 2021
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long gooch

its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.
My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.

Random guy : Whats up long gooch.

Long gooch : nothin.
by long gooch May 4, 2018
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Gooch Grime

Also known as Swamp Ass. When the area between your anus and testicles get sweaty, the sweat you get is now Gooch Grime.
Friend 1: "Bro, I was playing MW2 so long, I started getting gooch grime"

Friend 2: "Man, that's fucking nasty!"
by ASillyLittleGoober March 13, 2023
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ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.
She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.
by Chi facebook March 3, 2016
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Skinny gooch

by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah September 17, 2020
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Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.
"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."
by Bud is good June 3, 2009
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