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When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.
She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.
by Chi facebook November 28, 2015
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