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<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Teddy

You may think he is your best friend but when you least expect it he’ll turn around and openly hate jellyfish!

I know, I know. It’s gonna be alright.

You can either take your jellyfish respecting self and leave. Or you can fight back. Chose carefully.

“I heard you dislike jellyfish. Didn’t know you very such a Teddy.”

by Thewargod June 9, 2024

Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023

Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army

I went to Teddy Land for pleasure

by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022

Teddy

People named Teddy are not funny people.

Teddy isn’t as funny as Erin.

by not.erin November 24, 2021

Teddy

A nice name for a Nonbinary. A teddy is very kind once you get to meet them, sometimes Teddys can be mad and annoyed but if you get to hear them out everything will be fine.

It's okay teddy...

by Sammy Lawrence~`* May 19, 2021

Teddy Hugger

A little kid or teenager who is still obsessed with their stuffed animal.

Kid: I love you teddy bunny!
Adult: You still carry that thing around?
Kid: Do not question me!
Adult: Wow, you're such a Teddy Hugger.

by Sanitarium Sarah December 18, 2015