Swiss Army mouth

A derogatory term for someone's teeth which not only do not match up to form smooth dentition, but are crooked, misaligned, growing in sideways or even on top of one another. This is like a Swiss Army knife having a knife, a saw, a toothpick, scissors, etc. But mostly the saw.

I met this gorgeous Vietnamese girl at a party, and we were making out, and she was about to go down on me, but I saw she had a Swiss Army mouth, so I said 'No way!'.

by dublAron May 10, 2012

swiss snow cone

To skeet on a girl wearing snow gear while in or flying over Switzerland

Jeremy: Hey, how was your trip to Switzerland?

Matt: Not bad..Met some sweet strange!

Jeremy: Oh nice! Did you buy her food?

Matt: Not unless a Swiss snow cone counts as a meal

by QDawg2cold December 22, 2013

swiss pickle

A green turd that remains strategically, 50/50 neutral; it's not fully out, but it's not fully in either.

Guy 1: "hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"

by pallywauly_EF April 24, 2014

swiss blanket

When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.

Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?

by HeeveHo September 6, 2016

swiss deal

The Swiss Deal is the act of somehow inserting melted swiss cheese inside your penis so you can properly ejaculate it all over your partner's chest or facial area.

Wow, Jason! You really gave your girlfriend The Swiss Deal over the weekend? You're a savage dude!

by Cait Ulted Carl July 15, 2016

Swished out

High of smoking blunts, using swisher sweets

I was Swished out

by SweatyScrotumSunday October 26, 2016

swipe game

is lit

i want to die, gimme dat swipe game niqqA

by SUDOKUCIDAL November 21, 2016