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A derogatory term for someone's teeth which not only do not match up to form smooth dentition, but are crooked, misaligned, growing in sideways or even on top of one another. This is like a Swiss Army knife having a knife, a saw, a toothpick, scissors, etc. But mostly the saw.
I met this gorgeous Vietnamese girl at a party, and we were making out, and she was about to go down on me, but I saw she had a Swiss Army mouth, so I said 'No way!'.
by dublAron May 10, 2012
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