sweater fat

when you buy a sweater that is too big for your actual size
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat

when you actually have sweater fat

Person 1: "Dude go do some jump ropes"
Person 2: " ugh..it's annoying with all this sweater fat"

by Our Twig November 22, 2010

Sweatering

the act of wearing a sweater

Those girls posted pictures of themselves on Facebook sweatering.

by wifeofnialler December 24, 2012

sweater pony

Undergarment worn by women to help hold up massive breasts. Typically a large bra.

Jillian went into her room to pick out a silky sweater pony for the evening.

by musicalwhimsy May 20, 2013

Sweater Around The Neck

A man who tries so hard to be liked by everyone while maintaining an ultra preppy persona, giving the illusion of having a sweater around his neck.

It seems like John tries way too hard for everyone to like him, he is definitely a sweater around the neck.

by Awesomest77 August 18, 2013

sweater thread

Something better left alone where one thing leads to another resulting in disaster, like the thread of a sweater that when pulled unravels the whole garment.

That whole relationship was a sweater thread.

Don't go there. That is one sweater thread you do not want to pick at.

by Ambergris August 31, 2013

sweaner

Half Swedish and half Mexican.

What's your ethnicity? I'm a sweaner.

by Sweanerchick August 26, 2017

sweater bazookas

Sweater Bazookas

1. Big boobs in a tight sweater.

2. A sweater which makes a set of breast look bigger and more attractive.

Did you see Nancy's sweater bazookas, they look better than normal!

boobs breastSweater Bazookas

by medicneballer November 28, 2017