An argyle sweater is a knitted article of clothing with a diamond shape pattern. It is typically seen or worn by shallow douche bags that attempt to look wealthier and more important than they really are.
Robbie: Man, I'm thinking of buying an Argyle Sweater.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?
Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?
Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.
by blah, blah, blah. July 20, 2012
A small dog held inside a hot chick's fall coat. Often sticking its head out, looking helpless, but really thinking, "You're not cute enough to get up in this chick's sweater and you know it! BUT I AM A LITTLE DOGGIE SO I CAN!"
by AaronS July 27, 2008
by Moneyshotman February 05, 2010
A gay party where the dudes arrive wearing only sweaters. The lack of clothing makes for easy action.
I just got back from my second sweater party in two nights and boy does my ass hurt. Luckily I get to lay around the house and watch football all day!
by Removed December 23, 2007
by ricodreammaker January 27, 2011
1. A hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.
2. a self obsessed asshole
2. a self obsessed asshole
by febract November 27, 2010
by WinterLy Bear October 01, 2020