Argyle Sweater

An argyle sweater is a knitted article of clothing with a diamond shape pattern. It is typically seen or worn by shallow douche bags that attempt to look wealthier and more important than they really are.

Robbie: Man, I'm thinking of buying an Argyle Sweater.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?

Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.

by blah, blah, blah. July 22, 2012

Sweater Puppy

A small dog held inside a hot chick's fall coat. Often sticking its head out, looking helpless, but really thinking, "You're not cute enough to get up in this chick's sweater and you know it! BUT I AM A LITTLE DOGGIE SO I CAN!"

Dude, check out the sweater puppy in that chick's coat!

by AaronS August 21, 2008

tooth sweater

The warm coat left on your teeth after giving a blowjob.

"After taking my man juice's moneyshot last night I woke up this such a tooth sweater."

by Moneyshotman February 5, 2010

sweater party

A gay party where the dudes arrive wearing only sweaters. The lack of clothing makes for easy action.

I just got back from my second sweater party in two nights and boy does my ass hurt. Luckily I get to lay around the house and watch football all day!

by Removed January 8, 2009

Cashmere Sweater

a fat chick with hair on her lower back

dude I got that chicks shirt off and her back looked like a cashmere sweater!

by ricodreammaker January 27, 2011

sweater ninja

1. A hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.

2. a self obsessed asshole

dude, did you see the see the sweater ninja walking out of old navy.
no, but i smelled him

by febract November 29, 2010

Asian Sweater Girl

An Asian girl that wears sweaters every day. Usually being obsessed by a hot guy named Ly.

Hey Ly is that the Asian Sweater girl you are obsessed with?

by WinterLy Bear September 30, 2020