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Sporkenife

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.
Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!
by BAHD April 17, 2007
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Spork

We were just spooning, then things happened and we ended up sporking.
by Mr. Father-guy May 9, 2011
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Sporkadonkle

Common noun: The detachable clamp-style handle of a Trangia Kök (or similar) portable camping stove.
Person 1: Dude where's the handle-thingy for the stove?

Person 2: You mean the sporkadonkle?
Person 1: Yeah that.

Person 2: It's in the van, probably on the passenger seat.
by photuris October 5, 2011
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Spork

Sporking: The act of spooning with three people. Like a spork, which is a spoon and three pointed ends, you cuddle with three people.
The girl walked over to her two friends cuddling, making a spork.
by CWFM October 9, 2011
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Spork

My night of spooning with my girlfriend got better when she got frisky and we porked. We sporked.
by SumDum21 November 30, 2011
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Sporkle

To hang, Boole, to row fast and eat ass
Hey baby want to sporkle with some spoons tonight?

Yes mama
by Asseater16 March 11, 2018
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Spork Sensei

The coolest and wackiest moderator for FJF.
by Paul Geringer December 14, 2003
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