Siberian Slingshot

When you rusty trombone a Siberian Huskie, then a fat lady takes a dump into the load of cum, then you mix together the conconction and freeze the mixture. Then you proceed to take the frozen mixture and use a condom as a slingshot to shoot it into someone's anus from a distance of no less than 150 yards.

DJ shot a Siberian Slingshot and it missed and got Jason in the eye.

by GHB21 January 17, 2009

the Cincinnati cum slinger

To build up ones urge to sploog after whackin' one off in front of an audience of young females and finally letting it loose while violently whipping his penis around like a sprinkler.

" I thought i was in love with Brian, But the TRUE LOVE CAME as he did The Cincinnati Cum Slinger all over my pretty little face!"

by brian bays April 12, 2010

Slinging mayonaise

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

by longboarder870 May 4, 2009

ink slinger

another name for a tattoo artist

a: "so what you do for a living?"
b: "im an ink slinger"

by KittyKaboom November 13, 2007

sling

1.) A primitive weapon used to throw rocks or similarly spaped missiles at people or objects.

2.) This action of using a sling

1.) That guy used a sling to throw gobs of $hit at us. damn bitch.

2.) That guy slung $hit at us. I'm gonna get him with my rusty knife. That'll teach 'im.

by darkshadows February 28, 2004

Susing

Accusing someone of being suspicious

I am susing him

by Among us cosmetic concepts October 16, 2020

poo slinger

1.nick name for a devilish feces throwing monkey

Bob:why dont we go see the poo slingers(monkeys) at the zoo
kevin:ok

by poo slinger April 1, 2005