Chaotic Stupid

A D&D (or other similar system) character who uses their chaotic alignment (usually chaotic neutral) as an excuse to do whatever they want, even if it's obviously a lethally bad idea, will piss off the other players, is extremely out-of-character, or a combination of the three.

DM: You see a large corridor with a desk at the end.
Player 1: Whose desk is it?
DM: The nametag on the door behind you said "Planetar General".
Player 2: I shit on the desk.
Player 1: Dude no don't you'll get us killed.
DM: Are you sure you want to do that?
Player 2: My character is chaotic neutral, and as such would do this very stupid thing for the sole reason of causing chaos, regardless of consequences or how anyone else would react.
Player 1: More like Chaotic Stupid.

by alternateolympus October 30, 2023

Smart Phone Stupid

The act of using one's smart phone to call someone for information you could have looked up on your smart phone by yourself.

Why call the theater for movie times when you could have just looked it up on your smart phone stupid?

by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011

re-so stupid

When you're about to say the r word, but you stop yourself.

"OMG Tom is re-so stupid. He hasn't responded to any of my texts about hitting Tyngsborough tonight."

by suhunu December 14, 2019

fukin rights stupid sexist

something that your friend says is his global context in discord.

friend: "you wanna know what my global context is?"
me: "scientific innovation."
friend: "no. It's fukin rights stupid sexist"

by YourAverageSimp<3 April 9, 2022

Stupidiot

A fusion of the words stupid and idiot. Used to describe a person of extreme imcompetence. Or a stupid idiot.

George Bush: I just launched 50 million nuclear bombs at Iraq.
Dick Cheney: What, you stupidiot you aren't even president anymore!

Guy1: Hey I hooked up with this hot chich named Bob.
Guy2: BOB?!?!? That's a boy's name you stupidiot, and my Bob is my brother!!!

by Stupipdiot April 17, 2009

keep it stupid simple

Keep it so simple that stupid people can do it. First thought of on December 15, by an Dutch entrepreneur: "Our website should be so simple that even people without elementary school can do it. KEEP IT STUPID SIMPLE".

The man is right!

"I have a business idea selling cans of beer to children and we're gonna keep it stupid simple."

by heund December 18, 2011

i hewe the stupid

I hewe the stupid means that you have the disease called the stupid.

James: I hewe the stupid
Josh: Get a life

by I Hewe The Stupid October 21, 2020