stump humping

Is when you drill a hole into a stump and use that hole for sexual purposes

Dave: I went on a camping trip with Trevor and I'm pretty sure we went stump humping

by PenguinFlyer November 30, 2015

Stumping

when an amputee sticks their stump into a female vagina or asshole

Charlie: I was stumping this girl so hard last night

Jackson: Yo, babe can I stump you tonight?
Morgan: Of course, I want all 15 inches of your stump

by CHEEF QUEEF November 15, 2017

Stump hound

A stump hound is a dog which you adopt and has at least one leg missing.
Austin found in either elderly peoples homes or youth clubs these dogs are a pinnacle of society and should be treated like the gods the are.
They often bear the name stumpy, Klyde or Charlie

After going to the adoption center, bob decided to get a stump hound, as he loved it's personality.

by Dr. Grape August 5, 2025

Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 12, 2022

Stump hole

1. A disc golf basket placed on a stump
2. A bowel movement where it breaks, leaving some that cannot be squeezed out

1. It’s a high line but I’m gonna ace this stump hole!
2. We had sloppy anal last night, I blame her stump hole.

by SufferingSuccotash March 31, 2025

Stumps Gimpmore

This title is reserved for the masters of worthlessness & desperation. So devout in their mission they are willing to stick their hand in a running mower but so spineless in their effort they only can graze a finger. Their goal being solely for empathy & laziness. Excusing themselves from doing anything requiring effort because their finger is hurt.

Look over there, Stumps Gimpmore whining about his hand so his ex will help him.

by Eclass September 15, 2025

Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.

" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "

by The Lunch Table June 23, 2016