cold one to the stomach

A prank involving a dusty cold piece of pizza that is gently applied to the target's stomach while they are asleep.

Dude if you take my phone one more time I will give you A Cold One To The Stomach!

by Hello, Newman August 1, 2014

star spangled stoma

Getting fucked in your neck hole on the Fourth of July.

A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.

by El Conquistador July 5, 2017

blue balled stomach

when you either a. talk about food and tease your appetite and it causes severe hunger OR b. when you have a small snack or appetizer that causes the black hole that is your stomach to open into an abyss. Always leads to a big food gorge, and then later a food coma.

"wow I just ate a handful of Cheetos and blue balled my stomach, now I am starving "

*looks at food porn "fuck now I have a blue balled stomach"

by the original tmb May 7, 2018

P.M Stoma

A Prime Minister that is full of shite

The newly elected prime minister is a P.M stoma, full of crap.

by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020

Vucu n'da lu stomacu

Being very hungry.
Hungriness is so strong that you feel like you have a hole in your stomach.

A: Damn! I'm starving.
B: Yeah me too mate, i have a Vucu n'da lu stomacu

by rhodaax February 17, 2023

stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual flu has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.

Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

by awmm November 11, 2017

Stromboli

When a male bull has his balls cut off to supress arousal.

Mary treated Jerry like a stromboli when she would not let him go to the strip club with his friends.

by bent June 11, 2006