don't be a stranger

the term used by women when they want u to loosen up and sleep with them!

ashwani said "dude!dont be a stranger....u can come into my room!"

by ashwani fucker September 19, 2003

red headed stranger

1)The act of sitting on both hands until they are numb and masturbating with one hand while you are slapping yourself in the face with the other. This act simulates being beaten like a red headed step child and getting jerked off at the same time. 2)Can also be referred as the Willie Nelson.

1)I was so sad and lonely last night i give myself a red headed stranger.
2)Since Mary broke up with me I've been giving myself Willie Nelsons for the past 2 weeks.

by Danimal107 March 13, 2008

Reverse Stranger

The act of sitting on another persons hand until it falls asleep, then you jerk them off.

My wife gave me a reverse stranger and now my hand is tingling. I hate pins and needles.

by I am Fred May 18, 2010

Perfect Stranger

When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.

If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.

by edd_bruh June 7, 2018

familiar stranger

When a male's genitals have become numb from activities such as riding a bike or a motorcycle for extended amounts of time and then the subject attempts to intimately pet himself.

It feels like you're jacking-off another man, albeit, it's your own member.

Wow, that was a hell of a bike ride, I think I'm going to get home and shower with a familiar stranger.

by growernotashower September 21, 2009

stranded walrus

when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass

fo real that dirty fat bitch got the stranded walrus

by prestoner October 2, 2005

stranger

the best person in the whole world

stranger is the best

by strang3r March 11, 2005