Going to the store

Masturbating with food, usually ham or a melon of some sort

Dude 1: Man, my hand just aint cutting it!

Dude 2: Whenever I need relief I just oull the ol' "going to the store"

Dude 1: you are disgusting... yet brilliant

by App13 December 7, 2009

in store

An armed robbery inside of a retail business.

I just did an in store down on Crenshaw. I made off with three Fat Boys albums and the register.

by andrew June 11, 2007

Peebles Department Store (Troy NY)

Peebles is a department store located in the Hoosick St. Plaza of Troy NY. Known as a company that once attempted to be known as 'Peoples', but had to change it to Peebles because of the way their entirely Hispanic and Mentally Challenged work force pronounced the name. The first major department store chain to recommend you wash the clothing you purchased from their store before wearing to avoid become infested with Puerto Rican Fleas that has transferred from their employees and woven its way deep within the fabric of their garments. Peebles is a proud employer of Confidential Police Informants, child rapist, child pornographers, the illiterate, low level but active criminals, and of course those who reek like a broken Taco Bell toilet. Hence all of the Puerto Ricans. Many Puerto Rican employee's sell Marijuanna to the underaged children of customers in order to support their Crack addiction and leave large foul bowel movements on the floor because they have never seen a real toilet and as a result are to developmentally delayed in their potty training, but will adamantly deny this true fact out of embarrassment if ever confronted.

John: Hey Juan, you work at the Peebles on Hoosick st in Troy
Juan:Se' Señor, but only till I get my food stamps, then Im retiring
John: The Peebles Department Store (Troy NY).
John: You have fleas jumping off you.

Juan: Se' Señor.

by SouthTroyCore January 18, 2014

Candy Store

This could mean a gay bar or any other place of homosexual fellowship.

Hey dude, you want to go to Club Bone tonight?

Shit no man, that's a goddamn Candy Store.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

con-store

short for convenience store, a small retail outlet that cons people into purchasing over-priced products

The con-store tricked the sex-deprived bitch into buying two fun-sized Snicker bars for $2.

by PH@ May 31, 2005

Feed Store

A place or area where a feeding frenzy can regularly occur.

I'm going to the feed store, you want me to get you something?

by acidicmynd April 10, 2011

Hardware Store

An even larger douche that Tool, Toolbox, and Toolshed.

Dude, I saw this guy pretending to give a homeless guy a stack of hundreds, but then he fucking dabbed on him and walked away, what a fucking Hardware Store.

by Arandomboi June 14, 2018