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Steven Jong

Steven Jong is a person you won't want to miss. When your with Steven, he got you feelin some typa way. He's that guy that just spawns in. Ur gonna have a dream about him, next day he wakes up with you! He's got that tryhard asian rizz. Steven Jong's these days are hard to come across but when your with him you become hard. Especially when he's with Jack, Rubun, Neil, or basically and Indian. He the kinda guy to have romance scenes in real life. He basically is the Weeknd.
Steven Jong has got that swag Jeffery Dahmeer rizz.
by Rubun Naga July 8, 2023
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Steven Seagal Syndrome

Someone who claims proficiency in a multitude of subjects with absolutely no evidence in said subjects. Such as martial arts, academic fields and sports

They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
Bill: I have spent many years studying martial arts and boxing do you really want to fight me?
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
by Ted H (not ted K :( ) May 10, 2023
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Cyclone Steven

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.
News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone Steven hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."
by DanVito December 9, 2008
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Risë Stevens

(pronounced "REE-sah") (born June 11, 1913, New York City) is a famous opera singer who was popular from the 1940's through the 1960's.
Why don't you come over to my house and listen to my recording of Risë Stevens singing Carmen.
by Crystal Myth February 2, 2010
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dirty stevenson

Something that disgusts you.
Kelly banged 3 guys in one weekend, she's a dirty Stevenson
by Larry bird 231 December 16, 2013
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jade stevens

An amazing human being overall loves nature & music. Hates bullies & backstabbing friends, and school. Great personality, may seem shy at first but once you get to know her you'll fall in love...
Who's that girl? 'Oh, that's Jade Stevens. She's fit as but also is a great person.'
by _jadee March 10, 2018
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Janasia stevens

She’s always hungry and she will be disrespectful when she is disrespected but she is caring beautiful and faithful and that all I have
by JaNasia stevens April 18, 2019
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