a noun that describes a racist, queerphobic, and misogynistic man that pretends to be a writer and an intellectual when in reality he’s just lonely and has no friends or bitches. a bitchless steve is also described as being gay in denial. bitchless steves may also have interests such as d&d, fantasy, and are usually mormons.
random guy’s bio: d&d addict. i like to stare out into the stillness of fantastical beauty. aspiring writer. not into loneliness. i absolutely adore hugs.
everyone: oh my god hes such a bitchless steve
everyone: oh my god hes such a bitchless steve
by bitchlessstevehateclub August 25, 2022
Get the bitchless stevemug. Prolific (and horrific) discoverer of some of the least well known sexual acts this side of a Dirty Sanchez. Some of his more well known pieces "The Houston Jetpack" and "The Alabama Hot lips" he first performed when touring the US back in 2001. Keysie, as he's known to his lovers, demands his sexual partners to shout out load "DOES THE KEY FIT STEVE, TELL ME IT FITS" towards the business end of his performances. Rumours have started to circulate regarding his latest piece of work, which is thought to have been named "The Sh!t book-end" and involves herding a stag party into a narrow-boat and blocking the exits by depositing large stinking sh!ts either end of the walk through. The stag party will then retire to their beds and fall unconscious - at which point "someone" is performed upon. Then, whilst the party awakes and BANTAAAs around the stinking after-mass that unlucky "someone" remains quiet and curled shaking in a ball, the rest of the party will attempt to identify the phantom sh1ter. The idea is that BANTA becomes so unnerving that his victim will refrain from expressing their concerns.
by nitram selig September 24, 2012
Get the Steve Keymug. What a shyster Steve he is. His daughter grounds into a fielders choice and gets a fucking single!!!!!!
by John C. Dieter October 8, 2020
Get the shyster stevemug. by NitroAwsomness99 September 15, 2021
Get the Steve Carellmug. Saucey Steve is the ultimate manager of the ultimate corporation: American Domino This mad lad created enough sauce to dry out the oceans and rivers on the planet and replace them with sauce. He works with his assoiciates, Toni Pepperoni Jalepeno Yec, Cowzone Tyrone, Salad Sam, Dojo, Coleslaw Deshaw, and Cheez Loueese.
by Saucey Steve January 2, 2019
Get the Saucey Stevemug. Steve is a celestial being who, like Jaydoni, is incredibly massive. He and Goggins worked together to fight Jaydoni and cast him out. Both also fought Entity 405 but both couldn't beat him since he outsmarted them both to a killer level. Steve is considered very attractive and has his own religion, Steveism. He still has no idea the 4 idiots were only met to keep him company.
by Pewpew bumblesnatch April 28, 2022
Get the Steve (God)mug. “Hey did you see that 3? I almost made it in like Steph Curry! ”
“Yeah Jon, you’re a real Steve Curly”
“Yeah Jon, you’re a real Steve Curly”
by kbbee January 31, 2021
Get the Steve Curlymug.