status-thingy

the place on myspace where people write in how they feel or what they are doing.

Tom's status-thingy said that he was fornicating.

example: " Tom is fornicating. "

by iz the diz March 19, 2008

Billboard Status

Something that deserves to be on a billboard for everyone to see

Guy 1: Dude did you see that sick "Tantrum to Blind" I landed on the wakeboard?!
Guy 2: Yea dude, that was so sick , definitely Billboard Status.

by AlmightyMoe August 22, 2011

Blown Status

A new way to express a current status of relaxation. Any status can be expressed by replacing the first word with an adjective.

jonny: "dang dude that was some good stuff"

chris: "Blown status!"

Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"

chris: "Gay Status!"

by KEYONE22 January 21, 2011

Blink Status

The point you reach when incredibly fucking high
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting

Jack: Yo check out Jay’s eyes
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status

by BlinkGang March 8, 2018

duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 26, 2006

Fartial Status

Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.

A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"

Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011