star trek 

a show starting 10 years before a small bearded rip off merchant took japanese films and transported them into the past in another galaxy far far away. the progenitor of every science fiction space battle type film. the best god damn mofo tv program on earth, watched by more people over the years than wannabee java sipping yuppies who think "friends" is funny and based on real life.

(klingon to cardasian) today is a good day to die.
(cardasian to klingon) fuck that star trek is on.

star trek by da original playa July 28, 2008

Star Wars Galaxies 

a game in which the devs wont acknowledge the existance of pikeman

hey bob wanna go to the game tonight?
yeah ill just program a really crappy random generator for the pikeman class and missplace it, just give me a second
ok, o btw give teras kasi way too much crap

Star Wars Galaxies by Adroit Zencyde (tarquinas server) November 12, 2003

star wars galaxies 

MMORPG based in the Star Wars universe.

One of the advertised features of S.W.G. had been that you would be able to make your character into a Jedi if you did the right things. However, the "right things" involved a LOT of hard work and a lot of time. You could become a Jedi if you put enough hours in but it was a frustrating chore and not really worth it.

After enough bitching from the players, the makers of the game changed things around....and now it's so easy to become a Jedi that there are about 50 dozen Jedi players on each SWG server. While it's definitely cool to be a Jedi, it sort of contradicts the storyline of Star Wars, which says that at the time the game takes place (between the first movie and Empire Strikes Back) there weren't a million Jedi running around.

"All of my friends in Star Wars Galaxies have started doing the quests to become Jedi."

star wars galaxies by Rabid_Caterpillar September 5, 2004

Star Wars 

One of the most epic movie series ever created. The brainchild of George Lucas this series consists of two trilogies 4, 5 and 6 (the original) and 1, 2 and 3 (the new one).

Only four characters remain throughout all 6 episodes, R2D2, C3PO, Anakin Skywalker and Senator Palpatine/Darth Sidious/The Emperor. The most well known characters in this series would be: Yoda, Darth Vader, R2D2, C3PO, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Star Wars is also renowned for its creation of the Lightsaber, one of the best weapons ever created, it can be used to deflect blaster bolts, cut things, kill people, seal doors and pwn everything in sight.

I said my religion on the census was Jedi, does that show you how much I love Star Wars?

Star Wars by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

star trekking 

A play on the famous TV series, although of sexual orientation. Star Trekking defines the process of forming the famous split finger pose with your hand ( as Spock would do), and pleasuring your girlfriend from behind in the pink and brown pocket.

Whilst invigorating Sally, Steves' mother happened upon them. In amazement she asked 'Steve what are you doing?' Steve replied 'Im star trekking now live long and prosper and close the door on your way out'

star trekking by Danny OConnor May 31, 2005

star wars rap 

he told me enough he told me you killed him
well there something I must reveal then I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father....

ouuh why'd you slice off my hand ( part of the star wars rap) you can find the star wars rap video on www.funnyjunk.com

star wars rap by fihi May 22, 2006

Star Spangled Boner 

Used to refer to overzealous and poorly thought-out patriotism. If somebody is exhibiting these traits, it is said that they have a Star Spangled Boner.

I wish all these morons who are celebrating Osama Bin Ladin's death would put away their star spangled boners. It doesn't mean terrorism is over, and besides, everyone with half a brain knows 9/11 was an inside job anyhow.

Star Spangled Boner by WinterArmageddon May 29, 2011