Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
by Dooberz March 5, 2020

When a man named Tiziano, happens to have floppy titties and you go up to him and squeeze them (firmly grasp) with your palms
by Brian fleckernickel March 8, 2022

A term to define the action and slapping your hand with strong force of the buttcheeks of another person and squeezing really hard
by Rionox February 21, 2023

Term used by authoritarians like football coaches or military drill instructors to get you to stop camping out on the shitter.
This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!
Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!
Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!
by roadrnr78 October 16, 2014

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by Broadband2 October 17, 2013
