slumberjack

The act of waking up with morning wood, and trying to think of a desturbing image to effectively "chop down the morning wood.

I woke up this morning with maaaad wood, and I slumberjacked away. TIMBERRRR!!!

by emperorshin January 10, 2014

Slumber Lumber

A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.

Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.

Sarah: True Story

by TheTrueStoryGuy May 8, 2014

slumberjacking

Masturbating a predefined sleeping apparatus, such as a bed, sleeping bag, or hammock. Often with the intention of passing the fuck out after.

I can't go tonight bro, gonna hit the hay, maybe do some slumberjacking first.

by Shaboyjay August 14, 2014

Slum Doggin

Tossing a Indian woman salad

Bashari had her period last night, so I was slum doggin

by The Church of Charlie January 16, 2015

slumberbutt

The loss of feeling in your posterior after an extended period of inactivity

Man I've got mean case of slumberbutt!

by Clandestine1 May 13, 2015

Slumber bitch

A girl that you constantly think about and wanna text with when drunk or horny but never actually mean something with. you just let het slumber along.

Lauren is my slumber bitch. i like to call her when i am drunk hoping she once wants to netflix and chill.

by gamingmnd January 3, 2016

slumber bitch

That one girl you're no longer in touch with, but now and then she still slips into your mind.
More often than not it's someone you really crave and would like to date and/or have sex.

You know who I would really like to bang or even just date?
-Tell me bro
Lauryn man, can't get the idea out of my head
-You still think about her after all this time? Man, she's your slumber bitch

by popplelogic January 10, 2016