Dick splash

Used as a slang word for male ejaculation of semen from the penis
Stop laughing, you Dick splash, its not my fault i cant control my testosterone
by CaptainCoolAsFuck September 18, 2009
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Splash Down

The act of an individual ejaculating on the face of another and promptly slapping them where they were initially came upon causing a "splashing" effect.
Billy gave Mandy a Splash Down.
by Guy Woodruff Jr. October 11, 2006
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Splash Down

To unintentionally urinate whilst sleeping, commonly caused by excess consummation of alcohol. Believed to originate from military slang and often associated with Scottish people.
Splash down used in the past tense: “Last night I was really drunk, when I woke up I noticed that had I splashed down.”
by Wee Wee Man November 02, 2009
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Shammy Splash Zone

1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.
My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.
by europolice March 24, 2010
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poop to splash ratio

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.
today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.
by laxbro3443 September 02, 2011
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dick splash

Vast region of congealing jizz.
Simon, you dicksplashed all over the tv!
by Alex and Craig March 14, 2003
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anti-splash paper

1. A sheet or two of bog roll placed carefully so as to uniformly cover the surface of the water in the bowl of a toilet prior to dropping the kids off. Usually employed by those who do not enjoy the sudden cold, wet sensation on their ringpiece following displacement of water by a free-falling, splash-inducing turd.

2. Also used when a desperate bogward-rush to a public convenience results in the trousers coming down at the same time the turtle's head begins to appear and the discovery is made that some bastard left nessie waiting for you. Mitigates against the prospect that splashback will include someone elses faecal matter or piss. It is considered wise to favour more sheets in this scenario.
1. I had an absolute monster on the way and it was a cold morning so I opted for some anti-splash paper.

2. There was no holding it back, I had already locked the door and me kecks were round me ankles when I noticed a previous signature loitering in the pan. Anti-splash paper was the only way to keep it personal.
by Herr Lip November 08, 2007
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