Sperm Shirt 

A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.

Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.

Sperm Shirt by Maars August 6, 2011

Sperm Whale 

To get a head in a hot tub from a girl with a trachea and when you are cuming you jam your dick down her throat so that when she comes up from under water she blows your load out her trachea like a whales blowhole.

Curtis: Hey man, I made Tracy with the trachea do the "Sperm Whale"!

Nate: No way, "Sperm Whales" are the shit. Almost as good as a blumpkin.

Sperm Whale by Tragicmangina August 5, 2014

Sperm tears

The act of crying sperm through your eyes.

Don’t lie to me girl, I can see your sperm tears! Tell me what happened.

Sperm tears by Spinner23 May 17, 2018

sperm-off 

When two guys engage in double vaginal with the goal of knocking up the girl. Winner is the guy that winds up knocking her up with the loser having to suck him off.

Jessica: I'm still a little sore from that sperm-off last night
Kate: Which guy do you think will win?
Jessica: Well I would love to have Steve's baby in me, but it would also be so hot to watch him suck off Mike.

sperm-off by IshtarsSon July 23, 2023

Sperm Poisoning 

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.

The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.

Sperm Poisoning by Gameace12 September 8, 2008

sperm baker 

The status rendered to the female gender as a result of compulsory pregnancy.

Parents tell daughters they can be anything they want, whether it's CEO of a company or CEO of the country (aka President of the United States). Apparently, they're all full of s*** since the female's ultimate role, according to the so-called "pro-life" movement, is to serve as a sperm baker for the male gender, specifically, his sperm.

sperm baker by FedUpWithBeingBitchSlappedYetLadies? May 26, 2006

Sperm Count Dracula 

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

Sperm Count Dracula by scut monkey August 8, 2009