Snatch Face

Any man who's facial hair resembles the pubic hair on a woman's vigina. Usually total douche bags trying to be creative with their beards.
James thinks his gotee is cool, what a Snatch Face!
by Coy Peterson July 02, 2005
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snatch napkin

A snatch napkin is a tampon, so named because it soaks up blood in a snatch (snatch being slang for vagina) like a napkin soaks up spilled juice or soda on a table.
guy: yeah, I gotta stop and get some snatch napkins for my girlfriend.

male friend: Why does she need snatch napkins? She IS one.
by TurbulentDay August 26, 2010
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wig snatched

Being so suprised that your "wig" is snatched
Damn! Her signing got me wig snatched!
by Weave_SNATCHED January 29, 2019
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snatch-snack

when a man wraps a yodel around his ding-dong and jams it in a woman's twinkie
"i'm a little hungry, honey, could you get me a little snatch-snack?", said her vagina.
by Quills13 December 19, 2010
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snatch-bar

1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
by Professor G October 18, 2008
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Snatch Catcher

A man who gets a lot of pussy
by Reese Gavin October 27, 2009
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doodie snatch

The anus of one who is receiving anal sex. Most often used to describe the love-hole of a gay male who plays catcher.
After many messy and anonymous poopsex encounters in the back aisles of JoAnn's Fabrics store, Doug had made a habit of carrying a few WetNaps with him at all times to keep his doodie snatch clean and presentable.
by MonkeySnuggles September 23, 2006
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